Dog food blues

I've got the dog food blues! I know I'm supposed to eat this to get better, but how do they expect me to eat this food? It smells and tastes like DOG FOOD!

I did have this nice blue band-aid on my paw. It matched my harness really well. Now that I have it off, I feel embarrassed! I look like I have a poodle cut! Just to set the story straight, I'm a Dachshund. I'm of German descent, not French!

I'm relaxing at home and have had visitors already. Kristen and Blake brought me a card. We will try to post a video of me opening it.

I'm not 100% yet, but getting better. Thanks for your prayers.