Why is it that everyone is always calling us dachshunds "hot dogs" and "wiener dogs?"
Look! Here's a hot dog Slick'R that uses a dachshund for it's shape!
Once when I was taking Alpha-Henry for a walk, a little boy was walking by with his family. He was laughing and saying "Mommy, mommy, look at the wiener dog!" We'll, at least I made him happy!
Now, I for one really like hot dogs. They sure are tasty! But, why should we be compared to food?
I know that it's because we're long in the body that we're compared to hot dogs.
Yet, it seems to me that we are a distinguished dog breed and we should be compared to something more dignified. Don't you agree?
So, I've been thinking about something dignified and long in the body.
I've got it! I have just the right idea!
I suggest that from now on, people should use the better nickname of "stretch limousine!"
I think that's very fitting, don't you?
Then children would say "Mommy, mommy, look at that dog! Why it looks as dignified as a stretch limousine! A limousine that would carry a bride to a wedding!"
Ok, ok! Maybe, "hot dog" just works better!